thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

(via eighthdoctor)

my-hearts-require-tea:


The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde

Well that is no reason why you should eat them all in such a greedy way!

my-hearts-require-tea:

The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde

Well that is no reason why you should eat them all in such a greedy way!

(Source: meiringens, via saviltride)

charamei:

amymccabe:

Hmm…I personally headcanon that only Timelords (or individuals that are candidates to be Timelords) are loomed. But besides that…

Another headcanon I have is that at least two, but probably more, timelines converged during the course of the Time War.  Two of those timelines would be the EDA novels and the Big Finish stories.  Time sensitive creatures got double-memories (like the Doctor) with both/all timelines being equally “true” to them.

What does that have anything to do with children in the Time War?  Two things.  First, each individual from each timeline now exists.  So there are two Doctors that are now one, but if there is only one of say, only one Time Lady X and another timeline has Time Lord Y, both now exist in the merged timeline.  This might increase the general population, albeit slightly.  Second, Gallifrey is similar, but not exactly the same in all timelines.  Some Gallifreys might have small populations, some big.  Some loomed, some didn’t.

Moreover, if the Time War was happening on multiple timelines, each of those Gallifreys would be, theoretically, trying increase their populations, possibly by using different methods.  Since a lot of the details leading up to the Time War different between universes (think the differences between EDA and Big Finish) the way they go about increasing the population may also differ a great deal as would what people would be created close to the Time War.  And, regardless if they are loomed into adult bodies, child bodies are freaky warling bodies, I’d think the Doctor might consider them all children if they are all equally new-ish.

That’s basically what I was saying - 2.47 billion children includes the War Loomed soldiers, who were created and immediately deployed, because they’re younger than whatever age the Doctor considers to be ‘adult’ for the Gallifreyan species.

The thing about alternate Gallifreys is that we’ve never seen one that’s stuck before the Intuitive Revolution? Gallifrey IV had a Gallifrey that’d been taken over by Great Vampires, a Gallifrey that had a capitalist slave economy and hadn’t yet developed time travel, a Gallifrey whose economy was based on trading regenerations… in every single one of them, Rassilon had existed and achieved something by way of founding the civilisation and transforming the species from a hivemind into a people capable of semi-independent thought. Okay, infinite multiverse theory dictates that there must be some Pythian-run Gallifreys out there still, but it seems that Rassilon is one of those things that just happens in most alternate universes… and that the one constant in his achievements is updating the species’ genome so people can regenerate and think semi-independently.

Now. In some of those cases, sure, maybe he didn’t create Looms. But in all of them he did something to the species…

Your timeline convergence theory makes some sense - the population would definitely increase if the EDAs fell into the main universe on account of the Nine Gallifreys. (It’d reach a whole ten million.) Then again, though, I’m not certain how the physics would play out. It feels like there’d be a lot of vortisaurs/Reapers eating people to try and stabilise the population, not to mention the Time Lords themselves killing people off to prevent paradoxes and stabilise the continuum. They might well just nuke one of the alternate planets to create stability.

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noelbadgespugh:

weaving

<3

noelbadgespugh:

weaving

<3

"Dawaj naprzód synu móóóóóój! Choć cię czeka trud i znóóóóój! Tu na jaśku złóż swą skroooń… I już nie roń łeeeez! *agresywny riff na akordeonie*"

czołówka serialu ‘Niemożebne’ w wykonianiu zestawu Czesław Śpiewa + Żule-spod-Budki (via landmarkinglunacy)


Cudo <3 I jak fajnie się śpiewa pod oryginalną melodię <3

(via aleksandrakarolina)

kiraofbajor:

writerswritingwriters:

ceilingcow:

Did Captain Sisko just… cancel the apocalypse? 

He can do that. He’s the goddamn emissary.

EXACTLY!

kiraofbajor:

writerswritingwriters:

ceilingcow:

Did Captain Sisko just… cancel the apocalypse? 

He can do that. He’s the goddamn emissary.

EXACTLY!

(via commanderrdata)

cleowho:

How to persuade the Master to covertly do your dirty work: offer him a whole new cycle of regenerations.

The Five Doctors established thirty years ago that the twelve regenerations/thirteen incarnations thing (established in The Deadly Assassin) was a limit set by Time Lord law and not an actual biological limitation.

And with the Time Lords back in Doctor Who (oh happy day - presumably Leela and Romana are alive!) no Whovian need worry about the next Doctor - or the one after, or whatever - being the last.

At some point the Doctor will find the lost and time-frozen planet of Gallifrey in that pocket universe he created and, to express their gratitude, the Time Lords will reward him with…

"Regeneration. A complete new life cycle."

Here’s to the next fifty years.

(via charamei)

wonderous-world:

Morning Melody by Bobby Joshi

wonderous-world:

Morning Melody by Bobby Joshi

(via atraversso)

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh


I don’t remember the original version anymore

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

image

I don’t remember the original version anymore

(Source: gorgeousanon, via maya-bluemoon)

ioulex:

Tilda Swinton for Variety, ph. by ioulex

ioulex:

Tilda Swinton for Variety, ph. by ioulex

(via mlysza)